1980's Retro Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt: 80s authentic vintage -Holiday Time- Well well, looks like the holidays got a little too drunk and puked some spirit down your torso in the form of two winter dressed teddy bears under a tree with -Joy to the World- banner above and -Beary beary Christmas- below. You will have no problem at all getting action while wearing this polyester and cotton ugly Christmas sweatshirt. If by action you mean a riveting game of cribbage with your aunt. (made for a woman but would work on a guy, just scrunch up sleeves if they are too short) - Best on a shorter guy, unless you dont mind showing a little belly!

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80s authentic vintage -Holiday Time- Well well, looks like the holidays got a little too drunk and puked some spirit down your torso in the form of two winter dressed teddy bears under a tree with -Joy to the World- banner above and -Beary beary Christmas- below. You will have no problem at all getting action while wearing this polyester and cotton ugly Christmas sweatshirt. If by action you mean a riveting game of cribbage with your aunt. (made for a woman but would work on a guy, just scrunch up sleeves if they are too short) - Best on a shorter guy, unless you dont mind showing a little belly!

1980's Unisex Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

80s authentic vintage -Holiday Time- Well well, looks like the holidays got a little too drunk and puked some spirit down your torso in the form of two winter dressed teddy bears under a tree with -Joy to the World- banner above and -Beary beary Christmas- below. You will have no problem at all getting action while wearing this polyester and cotton ugly Christmas sweatshirt. If by action you mean a riveting game of cribbage with your aunt. (made for a woman but would work on a guy, just scrunch up sleeves if they are too short) - Best on a shorter guy, unless you dont mind showing a little belly!