1990's Unisex Cat-tastic Ugly Christmas Sweater
90s style -Susan Bristol- This is the one. I dont even know why you are still reading this... fine, I will do this fantastic ramie and cotton ugly Christmas sweater justice. I would like to start with this kitten who seems to be taking a break from the slopes of candy mountain where it is apparently AOK to pummel the land with candy canes for skis... anyway said break includes a quick swat or two the slouched turtle neckline - or your right breast. Never mind that the cat is totally loaded as evident in his sequin beaded eyes and his choice in cap. Made for a woman but would be just as ugly on a man, just scrunch up sleeves if they are too short and be prepared to show a little belly if you are tall.