80s authentic vintage -Nut Cracker- Unisex your grandma called, she wants to know why you took her doily, Christmas presents, bells and the holly from her front yard then cut it to bits and applied it to a sweater, then you show her the sweater and she cries because it is the most beautiful thing she has ever seen all wrapped up on one polyester and cotton pullover ugly Christmas sweater. Then you say - Sorry for stealing your sh!t grandma but I had to have a sweater just like this- she forgives you then you embrace. Disclaimer - please dont steal, its really not nice. (made for woman but would work fine on a guy. If sleeves are too short, just scrunch them up) Sweater has light scattered spots of discoloration, may lessen with additional treatment but very hard to spot as is.