-Jerzees- When the ladies look at a dude in an polyester and cotton pullover sweet ass ugly Christmas sweater like this they think a few things -trust me, I dont speak like a lady, but I do have the parts- 1 - Oh, he loves teddy bears with blank looks that stare out windows, I love teddy bears too! 2 -Looks like this dude is skilled with puff paint applique tecnique, I love puff paint! OH, he is special, I see it is off center, I love that. 3 - lets buy this dude a drink. OK, its made for a woman but I think a man would rock it better - Ladies. if you want this one I have to tell you it sends a solid message to the single dudes in the office that you have more than none stuffed animals on your bed. If you are ok with that, slam it on sister. Small pencil eraser sized bleach out on front bottom middle of sweater.